Gotta love it.

Microsoft: We’ve got this bigger, badder, and more expensive xbox.
Masses: hooray
Microsoft: Our tests indicate we’ve solved the red ring of death issue, that’s not really an issue, we mean the xbox is a great piece of hardware.
Masses: O’rly

Yes, that’s right boys n girls…Microsoft’s Elite, the Black xbox, the big whopper, the golden goose as it was. Mine died it’s final death tonight in the red ring blaze of glory. The thing didn’t even last two years! Oh well. Tonight begins the epic return battle. Wish me luck.